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Friends, angel twinks, and tops across the world, gather, as I explain to you what the fuck a ‘Demon Twink’ is. It’s only been a couple of days and already August has its big meme, thanks to a devilish Britney Spears fan who completely menaced a Britney cruise in New York.

Yes, this is a real story. Of course, it all happened across the pond in the US, where the gays run free and are having boat parties while we here in Australia are forced to simulate a club environment with some bright lights and a four-year-old Spotify playlist.

Alas, I cannot bear to have everyone so out of the loop, and so let me transport us over to gay Twitter, where the story of ‘demon twink’ emerged.

Fair warning my friends, this is unlike any horror story you’ve heard before. There’s a lot of tea to get through, so let’s blast through it.

Our story begins with American DJ Ty Sunderland, who alerted Twitter about a “DEMON twink” on a Britney cruise who threw a drink at his equipment, continuously climbed up on stage and then worked his way into the VIP section to get his ass eaten in the open.

Yes, this is just the beginning of the tea.

Thankfully, Sunderland even provided us with a… flattering photo of Demon Twink.

I am no simple journalist, and when it comes to internet tea, I will scour the ends of the Earth just to find you the best shit.

Here’s some actual footage that another individual who attended the cruise captured, which shows the exact moment that the Demon Twink was interfering with Sunderland’s equipment.

Of course, Judas was playing. Get the exorcists on the phone.

And just in case you wanted a third individual backing up the existence of Demon Twink, here is yet another homosexual’s witness account.

So you’re probably wondering who the hell Demon Twink is, right?

Well, here’s some footage for your curious soul. Ugh, the tea is lovely today, isn’t it?

Another Twitter user claims that Demon Twink offered them a drug of some kind, but they denied it because of the state of the Twink’s constantly chewing jaw.

One can only assume this implies the existence of caps, which makes you chew a lot while you’re high. Not at all speaking from experience here.

On top of this, I’ve managed to find the gay who sold Demon Twink his ticket in the first place.

If things played out differently, the cruise wouldn’t have been ruined.

And then, we’ve got another homosexual who is besties with Demon Twink, and texted them about their virality.

Demon Twink jokingly wrote back that he was going to drop a single to commemorate his burst of internet fame.

Sunderland however wants to make it clear that while he isn’t mad at Demon Twink, his equipment is permanently ruined.

“He would have been kicked out if we weren’t on a boat,” Sunderland wrote.

“It’s not a question of how much security is on the boat. Security is basically cops. I don’t want cops at my party. We should be able to just manage without!!”

And of course, when all things twink emerge in internet discourse, Troye Sivan makes an appearance.

Kudos to this Tweet though, and all of the confused fans who had no idea that it was in reference to Demon Twink.

No, Sivan did not get his ass eaten out on a boat. If anything, he’s an Angel Twink with Demon Twink tendencies.

And now that you understand all you must about Demon Twink and his viral burst of internet fame, you can enjoy some hilarious memes.

The question here is, what song would play at the Demon Twink summoning ritual?

This one sent me for an absolute loop. HOWLING over here.

Be safe out there fellow LGBTQ+ folks, and don’t go throwing your drink on DJ equipment.

Instead, throw some holy water on a Demon Twink near you.

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