Who Wants to Be GM of the New York Mets? – The Wall Street Journal

OK, fine. I’ll be the general manager of the New York Mets. If no one wants the job, I’ll sign up. I’ll do it for $4 million, or better yet, $9 million, plus three new bicycles, and all the coffee cake I can eat. You’re welcome, New York.

It’s come to this. The baseball Mets are badly in need of a boss, and can’t seem to find one.