These “gay cousin at Thanksgiving” tweets serve up humor for the … – Queerty
Queerty’s sister site LGBTQ Nation plated a heaping helping of “gay cousin” jokes for Thanksgiving three years ago, and now we’re going back for seconds.
Yes, there is a “gay cousin prophecy” at work at Thanksgiving dinners—and in holiday TV movies—as the tweets below attest.
And if you’re really lucky, you’ll have other gay cousins at the table with whom you can commiserate—or duck walk, do death drops, and defend pop divas, like the Twitter users we’re quoting here.
On a serious note, the holidays can be painful for queer and trans people who are stuck with unaccepting family members. Dr. Logan Jones, a psychologist with Clarity Therapy NYC, told NBC News BETTER in 2018 that most of his LGBTQ clients reported similar tension and stress during the holidays.
“For these clients, going home for the holidays is not always a time of bliss, but a painful reminder of moments of their ‘otherness’ within their families,” Jones added.
If you’re in this camp, you might find valuable advices resources in LGBTQ-specific holiday survival guides offered by organizations like the Human Rights Campaign and the SF LGBT Center. And don’t forget about support systems like the Crisis Text Line, the Trans Lifeline, and the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
And if you just could just us some comedic relief—some “salt” with your turkey dinner, perhaps—read on for this year’s batch of “gay cousin at Thanksgiving” tweets.
me at thanksgiving trying to impress my cool gay cousin: “it’s giving…thanks”
— Flexington Ave Local (@Dr_TacoMD) November 22, 2022
Me and my gay cousin at Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/DICtJQ6Fpf
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) November 20, 2022
the gay cousin has arrived at thanksgiving to show up everyone elses dishes with my beautiful charcuterie pic.twitter.com/H6KLX9V2C2
— known transsexual ? (@po1nareff) November 20, 2022
The gay cousin pulling up to thanksgiving lunch ready to cause a scene pic.twitter.com/fALcGGsBcb
— jake ? (@JakeRohlinger) November 19, 2022
now that i quit im not gonna be the cool cousin who got weed at thanksgiving anymore just gay
— ???? ????????? (@fleshdenier) November 14, 2022
Me as the family gay to my girl cousin on thanksgiving https://t.co/yMmwiOMNdb
— gengar’s friend (@papayapoppy__) November 20, 2022
taking the bf to meet the family this thanksgiving..fulfilling the gay cousin prophecy
— gabriel (@glamtr0n_) November 19, 2022
Just realized this Thanksgiving I’m gonna be the cool gay cousin who lives in New York going to the Deep South to visit my Trump loving family OMG my life is a movie… a Lifetime Original Movie pic.twitter.com/j0OhCd0CYq
— t (@theharkyp) November 22, 2022
Will never forgive gaga for making me (queer/hater for fun) have to side with my gay cousin and his mom who love gaga (cringe) against my extended family that kept making fun of it (homophobic) all at thanksgiving https://t.co/ZPuKPQhMCg
— ?a very full_cure christmas? (@full_cure) November 21, 2022
Getting a gay haircut right before thanksgiving lol. Have to cement myself as the queer sister/cousin for the holidays teehee
— slut with mutant lungs (@goawaysierra) November 21, 2022
OMGGGGG just learned all of my gay cousins will be at thanksgiving. a reunion of the gays i’m so excited !! ?
— lauren (@volrry6) November 17, 2022
this thanksgiving will be the first i’ve spent with my mom’s family and i have to come through as the gay cousin…what do i wear???
— aries meliora (@supitsz) November 4, 2022
Top Ten Outfits for this Thanksgiving that will Make Your Conservative Family Unable to Ignore that You’re the Gay Cousin
— Miles Jove ? Zine City baby! (@captloverboy) November 21, 2022