My proposed academic Olympics – The Washington Post

The Zoom marathon: In the span of 12 hours, you need to lead a three-hour seminar, lecture for 90 minutes, attend two committee meetings, chair and act as a discussant for a scholarly panel, and hold office hours. All of this must take place on Zoom. Points are deducted if you fail to unmute yourself when necessary, or fail to shut off your camera and mic when you need to use the facilities.