7 Bizarre Beard Grooming Trends (2022) – MensXP.com
You know what’s unfair? This world doesn’t give men enough opportunities to flex their muscles.
But brownie points to men who maintain and flex a beard as elaborate as a king’s crown. As a grown man, we’re going to safely assume that you have your beard grooming skills in place because what we’re about to show you will make you inhale and exhale a little deeper.
A humble man like you is happy with his Kabir Singh beard, but influencers or professional groomers will always find a way to take it up a notch.
Unfortunately, some of the bizarre beard trends end up looking scarier, wilder and weirder than expected. They might not inspire you, but they sure will give you a good laugh and a lesson on what not to do.
1. Berry Berry Beard
© Instagram/The Gay Beards
The two best friends, who go by the name The Gay Beards, on Instagram have hundreds of bizarre beard styles for you. They’ve been sticking food and other items in and on their beard for years now. The result is what we call works of art, but we’re sorry you cannot wear these styles to a wedding.
2. Is It A Moustache, Is It A Beard—Who Can Tell?
© Instagram/chopsangeles
We have no words, just a set of thumbs-up emojis for efforts and sweat face smiley for the biker dude look for this LA-based writer, producer and actor.
3. Pretzel Boy
© Instagram/willitbeard
Imagine this boy walking around at a wedding. Would you say hi, simply point and judge or steal a pretzel? We’d do the latter.
4. The Lego Man
© Instagram/willitbeard
When you pick up the pieces, you make a lego house. This man makes a memorable beard trend. Be honest. Would you like to give it try? It wouldn’t make your girl happy, I assure you. But still, would you?
5. The Beard Garden
© Instagram/Crownandglory_
Would you care to visit? Flowers are a popular hair accessory and it’s high time men start taking that route every once in a while. I mean look at the number of colours here. It’s exciting. Not safe for the office though.
6. There Are Other Ways To Brighten Up Your Day, You Know
© Instagram/drunkoffashion
But 10 points to Gryffindor for the experiment. Yellow is a colour that brightens up even the darkest day, I can’t see why it wouldn’t brighten up your face.
7. It’s A Jolly Good Beard Mate
© Instagram/catalinpatlagica
Let us introduce you to the beard bauble. Yes, these things are real. You’ll be able to purchase them online. TBH, unless you’re planning to go all extra on Christmas, we really don’t think you should.
The Bottomline
These bizarre beard trends are all fun and games and there’s no harm in getting a little creative. But before you start styling your beard, nourish it. Groom it well as these folks did.