17 Strange Things Straight Men Were Told Is Gay – BuzzFeed
15. “My grandfather puts gin in his Bloody Marys because ‘vodka is for women and homosexuals.’ Guess James Bond is gay.”
“Gotta love how ‘women and homosexuals’ are always mentioned together as if we’re some unified sociopolitical bloc dedicated to undermining hetero masculinity…I mean, some of us are, but still.”
“I ordered a vodka cranberry at a bar once, and this guy next to me shouted at the bartender, ‘He’s also wondering if that comes with a ride home! Haha!!!’
“First of all, I was buying that drink for a friend. Second of all, the least masculine thing I can think of for someone to do is to chill at a bar judging other random-ass people for what drink they’re ordering.”
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