10 Best Gay Sex Toys for Men UK 2022 – Men’s Health
Lads, lads, lads… I know what you’re thinking. The best sex toys for gays? Isn’t that what your friends and neighbours are for?
You’re probably picturing a basic bitch bunny-style pink vibrator and thinking how easy it is to crack one off using nothing but your grubby little mitts. But listen, just between us boys, the sex tech industry’s game is STRONG – and toys today are designed to do a whole lot more than just get you off.
Whether you’re on your own, crying in the CrossFit showers, exploring with your partner or entertaining a select group of friends, sex toys designed to elevate, stimulate, heighten, stretch, strengthen, prolong and enhance are very much here to slay.
I and a group of willing helpers have generously taken one – and sometimes more – for the team and road-tested the best sex toys for men on the market. I’m no expert, but I have just personally trialled 30 gadgets, so read on for my no-holes-barred findings…
Best Gay Sex Toys To Shop Now
In a hurry? Here are the bestsellers. Keep scrolling for the full list.
• Best Vibrating Butt Plug – Booty Buddy Vibrating Butt Plug, £19.99
• Best Male Masturbator – Blowmotion Real-Feel Suction Male Masturbator, £89.99
• Best Remote Control Prostate Massager – Lelo Hugo, £189.00
• Best Vibrating Stroker – Desire Luxury Vibrating Male Stroker, £79.99
• Best Thrusting Prostate Massager – Lelo Loki Wave, £189.00
• Best Flexible Butt Plug – PleX with Flex, £89.99
What Are Gay Sex Toys?
So, before we get started, ‘gay sex toys’ is one of those slightly troubling phrases like ‘women’s lit’, ‘men’s razors’ or ‘cost of living’. All the toys I have tried are aimed at men – real men that is, who have either a penis or a vagina or an arsehole or a combination of all three.
Some of the gay sex toys I reviewed would like to get all up in your business. They want to take what the B52s called the Dirty Back Road; pull up to your bumper; hit that magic spot that only a female god with a wicked sense of humour would have put up there, and then not text you back.
Others want to bottom for you, and will offer to simulate a blowjob, give you a connoisseur’s hand shandy or even help you improve and maintain erections and learn to control orgasms. As with actual human men, too few want to do both.
The Types Of Gay Sex Toys
So full disclosure: I am not that kinky. Feel free to disappear down the rabbit hole of gimp masks, nipple clamps and more online, but here, I’m sticking to some fun fundamentals everyone can and should try.
I’ve been pushed, pulled, prodded and pleased in more ways than you can shake a stick at, all to improve my stick shaking. I’ve tried high-tech dick strokers and butt plugs; prostate massagers and blowjob simulators; cock rings, dildos and more, all aiming to push pleasure buttons and help you explore. The choice can be overwhelming, but as with so many things in life, you really do have to suck it and see.
Some toys on the list are best enjoyed with someone you love (or have just met) at the helm, while others can literally replace the need for human interaction. Price-wise, sex toys range from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to bar snacks at Wetherspoon’s, and I’ve tried to include something for every budget.
10 Best Sex Toys For Gay, Bi and Queer Men
From Sinful’s Prostate Vibrator to Arcwave’s Pleasure Air Stroker, keep scrolling for our pick of the best sex toys for gay, bi, queer men and everything in between…